Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted offer somebits to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, causing some nervoussnickers. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone viral online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what Trump gator tour do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a cage full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.